Eight discoveries about sambists
When a man says that he is engaged in SAMBO, it commands respect. When a girl says this, the uninitiated are noticeably surprised. Some believe that the fairer sex should remain so and remain without plunging into the world of martial arts. However, not all of them know what advantages girls who practice SAMBO have. The editors of the FIAS website conducted their own observations of the sambo wrestlers, as a result of which the following discoveries were made.
First discovery: sambo wrestlers can stand up for themselves. Frankly speaking, this is not a discovery at all. Self-defense without weapons is an applied science of defense, thanks to which anyone can effectively defend themselves. Girls who know Sambo techniques feel more confident in the complex modern world and are ready to fight back possible aggression. At the same time, the aggressors are not to be envied.
Second discovery: female wrestlers can stand up for their other half. If your girlfriend is engaged in SAMBO, you can safely walk along the dark alleys. True, only if she is next to you. A throw over the back with a hand on the shoulder and a painful one on the leg (thigh knot) – these and other possible troubles will scare off even the most notorious bully. Therefore, you can combine romantic walks together until dawn with the capture of the first recidivist you come across.
Third discovery: sambo wrestlers are not late for dates. Sports discipline, tough competition regulations and a demanding coach – the combination of all these factors taught sambists to be punctual as much as possible. When caring for a sambist girl, be sure that she will come to a date under the clock on time. There is also a downside to the coin: God forbid you to be late yourself!
Fourth discovery: female wrestlers can carry men in their arms. When it comes to these girls, stereotypes break down. The picture, when a guy in love carries a girl in his arms, is easily replaced by the opposite one in sambo wrestlers. A sambo wrestler will easily and more often raise her boyfriend more professionally and be able to carry him anywhere (even on his favorite sofa). But still, it is men who should carry girls in their arms, so guys, exercise!
Fifth discovery: sambists do not worry about diets. Depression on the floor scales and screams of despair from a couple of extra pounds are not for sambists. They know how to quickly lose weight or regain it: weighing in before the competition obliges to always correspond to the weight category in which they compete. Therefore, if you want to lose weight, ask sambists how.
The sixth discovery: you can’t argue with a sambist woman. While practicing sambo, girls not only learn how to protect themselves and their loved ones, they also temper their character, which, as a result, becomes really solid. That is why if they have their own point of view on any issue, it is completely useless to argue with them. In addition, one should not forget about the throw over the back. It can be applied not only to hooligans …
The seventh discovery: sambists literally take the expression “he will stop a galloping horse, he will enter a burning hut”. If it is necessary to accomplish a feat, the sambist will take it and accomplish it. And it doesn’t matter what kind of feat it is: to save a child in a fire or to get up at 5 am on Saturday – both will be performed at the highest level.
Eighth discovery: all of the above abilities of a sambist wrestler combine in themselves, while remaining incredibly feminine and attractive. And if, while performing on the carpet, it is not possible to flaunt a fashionable hairstyle, impeccable manicure and outstanding jewelry, then after training and competition, it is these attributes that become the main weapon of sambists. And, as practice shows, it is simply impossible for men to resist such an arsenal in the hands of sambists.
The discoveries were made by Alexander Solomakhin.
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